I couldn’t be better.
Except for one thing.
I lost my pants this morning.
How did you do that?
I always work out in the morning before work
and carry my suit on a hanger.
I was crossing the street
when I realized the pants had fallen off the hanger.
I turned around to retrieve them
but the trolley was coming.
It was me or the pants.
I chose to live.
So they fell out on the trolley tracks?
No, just a couple of feet away.
But they got sucked in under the rails
and carried for a city block
before they were spit out.
Not a good way to start your day.
Author: Patty Mooney